Honey, don't call, I'll be right there 🥵 But first I'll take a creampie from my brother

I came to sleep with you, and what the fuck is this? You impregnated me

My boyfriend cheated on me? If I get my revenge, I'll get a creampie from my brother

I've got a date and my brother's got a boner, so I'm gonna hold on to his dick if that's what it takes

You grab a hotel receptionist's ass, you cum, no complaints

I get the cock, she gets the tits and the creampie 🎁 It's the deal of the century, I reckon